BIBLICAL EXEGESIS FOR JAN 10. 2023. The people of cafernaum needed a safe house too--- safe from marauding spirits of all kinds. The important thing to realize about toay's readings is that the demons recognized Jesus instantly, though he appeared as A. Santa Clause. B. The Dali Lama. C. any other man.
.JAN 11. Jesus did not wish for the fallen spirits to speak, since they knew he was A. The Son of God. B. the Son of Brangelina. C. The bastard son of Herod who was probably deranged.
If word got out that He was God, why herod would A. have a hissy fit. B. eat his shofar. C. go tattle on him to caesar just like a second grader in some backwater podunk swamp where everybody wants to be king.
Of course Jesus knew he had to reach as many towns as possible before A. armaggedon. B. the harmonic convergence. C. tik tok on the clock, the PO-lice shut him down as Keisha once said.
For extra credit, explain why Keisha sued dher manager and whether she gets any royals from TIK TOK which might just have made her the richest person in Bangkok.
JAN 12, feast of Bernard of Corleone.
Jesus healed the leper adn said Sternly,A. "please PLEASE do not mention this, B.or the next time you see me I will most likely be dead. C. both A and B, basically.
However, the leper then A. went on the internet and paid to get the Jesus SEO at the top of the google list. B. began to yak his corn bread head off about the healing, causing Jesus to flee to Yemen. C. well maybe not as far as Yemen but you get the picture.
MEMORIAL OF ST HILARY AND WE DONT MEAN the EMAIL queen.
I tell you said John, it is the last hour. What did he mean? A. the nassau dunkin ran out of doughnuts. B. The apocalypse is nigh. C. It's quarter past elevensies.
Who were the antiChrists of the time of John? A. Alexander. B. Nero. C. Plato. D. anyone who denies Jeus, but frakly this is a matter for a scholarly journal emanating from the area around Patmos.
Who are the antichrists of our time?. A. Hannibal Bugnini. B. the rothschild dynasty. C. anyone who thinks Barzebabbs is cooler than Jesus.
Jesus said to the hippies and anarchists of his time "I have to break your hearts here, I have not come to abolish the law but to fulill it.
These are deep matters, so let's all read some of the teachings of HIlarys of Potiers. update: since "we are the light of the world" and those who "teach the kingdom" apparently are part of it, check out this discussion on Hilarius HILARY OF POTIERS ON THE MERCY OF GODit might be interesting to engage Abbe Herve Belmont and his congregation on these matters, to see if some common ground could be found
Today January 14 is famous for being the so-called day of A. the rabbit. B. the elephant. C. The ass.
it is called that because which event in ancient history is commemorated? A. Jesus' family fleeing Herod on a donkey. B moses fleeing Beersheba in a Bugatti. C. Biden fleeing the FBI in a hobie Cat piloted by Bankmanfried.
Here we see a way Jesus did NOT flee Israel.Scherzi aparte, we often forget Jesus was a wanted man, because it does not get emphasized. Most likely, the Romans had a guilt complex. After some high ranking Romans got converted to Christianity, they had to make peace with the whole Pilate thing. yeah, guilt complex. its almost worse than the nuclear bomb--, killing God. it's-- what's the penalty for killing God? Do hte codes of Justinain or Hammurabi even have a mandatory minimum for deicide?
Anyways, in the gospel Jesus is once again confabulating with A. soldiers. B. Sailors. C. riff raff, generally.
He just didn't know how to be A. haute couture. B. Hammurabi. C. Humbug.
Becuase when you grow up in Nazareth you generally can't afford A. bugattis. B. Valentino swag. C. either one, actually.
go here for todays exegesis, CARMINE'S SUNDAY MORNING BIBLE STUDYHERE IS ONE VERSION OF THE KNIGHTS' CODE OF CHIVALRY
The Knights Code of Chivalry and the vows of Knighthood
The Knights Code of Chivalry described in the Song of Roland and an excellent representation of the Knights Codes of Chivalry are as follows:
To fear God and maintain His Church
To serve the liege lord in valour and faith
To protect the weak and defenceless
To give succour to widows and orphans
To refrain from the wanton giving of offence
To live by honour and for glory
To despise pecuniary reward
To fight for the welfare of all
To obey those placed in authority
To guard the honour of fellow knights
To eschew unfairness, meanness and deceit
To keep faith
At all times to speak the truth
To persevere to the end in any enterprise begun
To respect the honour of women
Never to refuse a challenge from an equal
Never to turn the back upon a foe
Of the seventeen entries in the Knights Codes of Chivalry, according to the Song of Roland, at least 12 relate to acts of chivalry as opposed to combat.