GIONA'S GABUZZO GRAM!
recent instagram kerfuffles may have hurt the cause of angels, for example does tax the rich mean use tax money to pay 50Gs for a dress so the seagrams guy can sleep bewtween two high priced slicone watermelons every night while pecho-shaming millions of preteen girls into a suicidal stupor?
And where is Brian Laundrie? In the angelic laundromat where washing out your sins is even more expensive then the aforementioned dress? Wishing for an answer to these bizarre questions, dud wandered into an angelic conference where the ghost of Gabby Pettito was explaining how Brian had wapped her, not fetty wapped just wappped, then uploaded footage of the time warp via a defunct cop car cam.
What are yall tailm bout in here, said stop cussing, who by his lack of profanity had been deputized to bring "music" to the masses. (which prophet had his mouth washed out with a burning ember? I forget but it wasnt soap thats for sure lol)He dutifully memorized the message of the angel, then marched off to reform social media in the image of the way, the truth and the life and thats no small undertaking but be strong and courageous son of nun,shouted the angel, for the lord is with you wherever you go
This is def. a Gabuzzo Gram rn: V IS NOT FOR VENDETTA Ms. Portman whether Evie or Matilda or La Colombiana...but V is for VALANGA specifically...well..read on...
God sends a tree to shade Jonah, to teach him the ways of mercy when he is irritated at Yahweh for forgiving Ninevah. He is also scared probably that his reputatino as a prophet is a train wreck at this point.
(note the similar language to Elijah who ran away from Jezebel and made God essentially the same death by Deicide request..Lord take my life for I would rather die than life. Holding a grudge is hard, even mortally exhausting labor.
Again punching home the nail that mercy brings life, eternally.
First Reading
JONAH 4:1-11
1But it displeased Jonah exceedingly, and he was angry. 2And he prayed to the LORD and said, "I pray thee, LORD, is not this what I said when I was yet in my country? That is why I made haste to flee to Tarshish; for I knew that thou art a gracious God and merciful, slow to anger, and abounding in steadfast love 3Therefore now, O LORD, take my life from me, I beseech thee, for it is better for me to die than to live." 4And the LORD said, "Do you do well to be angry?" 5Then Jonah went out of the city and sat to the east of the city, and made a booth for himself there. He sat under it in the shade, till he should see what would become of the city. 6And the LORD God appointed a plant, and made it come up over Jonah, that it might be a shade over his head, to save him from his discomfort. So Jonah was exceedingly glad because of the plant. 7But when dawn came up the next day, God appointed a worm which attacked the plant, so that it withered. 8When the sun rose, God appointed a sultry east wind, and the sun beat upon the head of Jonah so that he was faint; and he asked that he might die, and said, "It is better for me to die than to live." 9But God said to Jonah, "Do you do well to be angry for the plant?" And he said, "I do well to be angry, angry enough to die." 10And the LORD said, "You pity the plant, for which you did not labor, nor did you make it grow, which came into being in a night, and perished in a night. 11And should not I pity Nin'eveh, that great city, in which there are more than a hundred and twenty thousand persons who do not know their right hand from their left, and also much cattle?"
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