THE HOUR 

what are you doing here, Elijah?

The gooberman saga continues as gubitosi, seized with an unquenchable desire for the bakery or is it bagheria, stormed the calabozo kitchen waving the Lance of Longinus. Have at thee, he cried. I need doughnuts! Dear God, said the cook, call the Gabuzzi, tell them there's a gustatory emergenza. A short time later, a boosted Bugatti from the Bensonhurst Bad Bunny Boost your own Bugatti Blowout pulled up loaded with bootleg pastries. The police were in hot pursuit, having been yanked away from their customary Dunkin duty.

OF MERCY