The Monday Funnies
In what is perhaps the weirdest twist ever in a November election, but sheds new light on the word being capable of creation, Harris and Trump have literally been taken out with the trash. Some Puerto Rican garbagemen became confused, not the most facile yet with English and, hearing them refer to each other as garbage, assumed that was the case and loaded them into some trucks bound ironically for Puerto Rico which as they had heard was the appropriate destination. When the politicians woke up, finding themselves in one of the most beautiful beaches in the country, they somehow found themsleves able to communicate civilly for the first time. "This is pretty cool, said Harris, what say we just stay here and let things work themselves out back in DC." "I'm game for that, Trump said collegiately and they both fell out of a coconut tree into a wave. This story may have a copyright attached to the Volcano, you can consult wtih Carmen Ortiz, she may be surfing as well-- that would make three. Maybe Jar Jar can go there too. here's one reason why he might have become a terrorist.
Stalin kicks an old man off a cliff because he can't walk.
Prior to this event the record for weirdest election antics was held by Hillary, when her lament to the party "I don't know why you don't take me downtown" meaning, to the White House, resulted in her bumbling into a cameo on the Lady Antebellum video "downtown" in which she ended up being mistaken for the protagonist, Hillary, who is so frustrated at being a boring goody two shoes that she asks her barfly friend to get her arrested.