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The angels were sitting around engelblau's espresso bar discussing the fact that John had been eavesdropping on heaven.
So he opens the gate, there I am standing there in my beatific boxer shorts with the calzone stain (the pun is on calzone which literally means "big socks" in Italian" and for all I know he took an escaton pic and uploaded it to the clouds.
Gabriel was complaining as he munched on a cornetto.
Neocities.

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