IS A BALONEY SANDWICH ON FRIDAY KOSHER UNDER THE NEW COVENANT QUIZ ?ANSWER: DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES BUT NEVER DEPENDS ON WHAT IS IS

For those who appreciate a good laugh, few outside the southern mediterranean have heard of the great Cheese wars.of 1350 which rival the sicilian citrus capers of recent fame. As history would have it, the rival cheese pizzerias destroyed each others supply chains by luring the goats or cows or whatnot into the town square and giving themm sorbetto which didn't have enough of the right ingredients for the cheese. Some businessmen seized on the opportunity to market fake parmigiano which was made out of almonds or something which were supposed to go in the croissants on boats destined for the isle of arrondissments. It all came out ok though (as it often does in fairy stories and comedies too)because Giggling Gandalf summoned "radagast the Ridendo" who wasn't as dumb as he looked and was quite friendly with some wild ibex who gave everyone some good milk for cheese. HEHEHEHHEAHAHHAHHAHAHA