LA VALANGA DI VITA
The Landslide of Life
MAGMA: MAKE ANGELS THE GUIDES OF MORTALS AGAIN

MESSAGGIO DI MEDJUGORE,

two Ms....VIENE VELOCE IL VIAGGIO VIRTUALE!! COSI SARA' LA VALANGA VISIONE, LA VISTA DELLA VETTA: CLICK RING TO PLAN YOUR PILGRIMAGE TO PARADISE
For now why not check out Mary TV from Medjugore which means "between mountains" (look it up). The Vatican has promoted this in September so it's all good.



But the question is....Cosa sara' questo..sogno del Paradiso....? Authentic fantasy photograph of lambo that Mooch offered Boromir to get into Paradise without attending paradise prep
Spoiler: Boromir took the car, beguiled by its radiance and twinkly paint and believing it really was an angelic ride to heaven, but later when he discovered all roads are now bent, redeemed himself by saving Mooch from an undisclosed number of Nazgul
Strider thought lay boromir to rest in the luxury leather and launch the lambo at the fixed stars using a Musk tweak, when he discovered SBF hiding in the trunk and things got complicated.
It's ok, guys, said Aligheri, Vergil is going to hotwire this beauty and get us all visas to Paradise which is like way better than Firenze and he's not even Christian. I just have to translate for him. Meantime, Sammy, get to work on a Paradise altruism crypto that will really distribute one billion to everybody as per Cristo Re evangelio statutes.

PARADISE Unlocked!


GATE CODE PEN BY GEOFF GRAHAM.
USE OF GIFS PURSUANT TO Dr Seuss v Comicmix (9th circuit 2020, does not seem to have been overruled). These gifs are commenting on the Marxist utopia proposed by Sanders showing that he wants to lead people to heaven, and obviously LOTR is about heaven as well. So, it is "about" the original gifs, but transforms them, thus, transformative yet fair use. Valanga's position is the Frassati/Jesus position, heaven/paradise is real, and is founded on love/caritas/misericordia with Elohim at the center.
One may of course if interested check out the Sol Gareth David method, which grew out of his bombing Brandenburg and being fed up with it.
The Valanga method is less bureacratic and more grass roots fig twee at this juncture.