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VANGELO VOLCANICO DELLA VALANGA: VIA VERITA VITA

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ONE. The Valanga di Vita is a public service educational organization which started officially in 2015.
The name came about by accident, but most agree it has a nice ring to it after all
TWO. A considerable part of the mission of the Valanga di Vita is the Vangelo Volcanico.
The Christian God was put on trial for the Vangelo, for "testifying to the truth". Pontius Pilates the Procurator had a rather jaded view of the Veritas (to quote directly: Veritats Splendor, what is THAT?).
THREE. There is a cor curriculum which is a prerequisite for garden residence, unless you are a "majorem hac dilectionem" saint like Leon. For those who are interested in Jean Reno, the Abby Pierre, Gerard, Natalie V for Vendetta etc. one might write an essay reflecting on in which ways Leon Montagna by blowing himself up for Matilda, does and does not fit the criteria laid down by Francis on 7/11/2018.
To acquaint yourself with the possibility that truth might actually be a person, before BS theory or happiness theory, please refer to "Fairy Stories" to determine for yourself as an impartial juror, who was correct, Jesus or Pilate.
Pray that the Mangione hearing goes exactly the way God wants it to. And, more importantly, that America figures out a better way to take care of each other in our bodies, minds and spirits so that such an act of violence might be avoided in future. This inter alia has always been the mission. For, M may be for Mangion, Monetine Mondiale etc. but it is also for Matteo, the gospel movie which resulted from Pasolini's epiphany in an Assisi hotel. You leave a bible in a drawer, you never know who might read it.

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But the question is....Cosa sara' questo..sogno del Paradiso....? Authentic fantasy photograph of lambo that Mooch offered Boromir to get into Paradise without attending paradise prep
Spoiler: Boromir took the car, beguiled by its radiance and twinkly paint and believing it really was an angelic ride to heaven, but later when he discovered all roads are now bent, redeemed himself by saving Mooch from an undisclosed number of Nazgul
Strider thought lay boromir to rest in the luxury leather and launch the lambo at the fixed stars using a Musk tweak, when he discovered SBF hiding in the trunk and things got complicated.
It's ok, guys, said Aligheri, Vergil is going to hotwire this beauty and get us all visas to Paradise which is like way better than Firenze and he's not even Christian. I just have to translate for him. Meantime, Sammy, get to work on a Paradise altruism crypto that will really distribute one billion to everybody as per Cristo Re evangelio statutes.

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GATE CODE PEN BY GEOFF GRAHAM.
USE OF GIFS PURSUANT TO Dr Seuss v Comicmix (9th circuit 2020, does not seem to have been overruled). These gifs are commenting on the Marxist utopia proposed by Sanders showing that he wants to lead people to heaven, and obviously LOTR is about heaven as well. So, it is "about" the original gifs, but transforms them, thus, transformative yet fair use. Valanga's position is the Frassati/Jesus position, heaven/paradise is real, and is founded on love/caritas/misericordia with Elohim at the center.
One may of course if interested check out the Sol Gareth David method, which grew out of his bombing Brandenburg and being fed up with it.
The Valanga method is less bureacratic and more grass roots fig twee at this juncture. !-->
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Espresso Bar/Engelic Bakery
Educational Boulevard Trim the verge with Sam, not Sauron and eavesdrop on angels Exalted Beatitude Essential Bureaucracy
THE PAGE IS BEING EDITED TO MAKE SURE THE CONTENT IS PRESENTED IN THE CORRECT CHRONOLOGY, JUST ADD WATER FOR BAPTISM INTO ETERNITY




TOLKIEN'S TWO TREES: AN EXISTENTIAL EAVESDROPPER EVALUATION EXAM
VIDEO DEDICATED TO VETERANS OF THE FOREIGN WARS, including Tolkien, Sam, Frodo, Eowyn Strider Gandalf and whoever else
Because Tolkien got the idea for the story while in the trenches of WWI, from which, many of his friends did not return


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EAVESDROPPER BULLETINS:

NOV 1FULL MOON SPECIAL VATICAN CITY, CANONIZATION OF JOHN HENRY NEWMAN
Lost in Devotion, the new sample from Engel Records for the vangelo della valanga Matteo, Pasolini 50th tribute, etc.
OCT 5FULL MOON SPECIAL VATICAN CITY, FIRST PROTO-FEAST OF BARTOLO LONGO the pompei pope Leo paisan
SEPT 7 FULL MOON SPECIAL VATICAN CITY watch here
LIBRETTO FOR THE 3 AM EASTERN TIME PGF AND CA CANONIZATION MASS
Frassati, man of the beatitudes, Acutis, apostle of the internet
CHRYSOSTOM/SKANDALON DELLACROCE SEPTEMBER 14 SPECIAL: CELEBRATE THE BACK TO BEATITUDE BACCALAUREATE BASH WITH A BOSTONIAN BAKERY BONANZA (just an idea)
EXALT THE HOLY CROSS WATCH POPE LEO FROM SAN PAOLO FUORI LE MURE VATICAN TV TODAY SEPT 14 20205 Eavesdropper Bulletin Beati Voi Bash







The faerie essay On Fairy Stories is fine. There is nothing that needs filtering, so go right ahead. Just give it a chance if it strikes you as a little medieval at first.

If one would wish the briefest of intros to the concept of Valanga--Valanga, a landslide caused by a volcano. (These landslides are so full of good soil that the area around volcanos is notoriously good for growing food.) Vulcan, the god of fire, the element whose discovery was such a boon to history. Vesuvius is the first known eruption, and wiped out the city of Pompei, which has now been reestablished.
Note to all visitors, these valanga webpages have hosted a great deal of content; the site is being restructured so that it wll be suitable for a universal audience. It developed out of a series of initiatives inspired by various events. Accordingly, some of the material may not make sense at this time. In the meanwhile, your indulgence is appreciated.