WHAT DO VOLCANOS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?
ENGELBLAU'S LIBRERIA PRESENTS: THE TALE OF HOW WHOOPIE, MARTHA, BABS and OPRAH MET THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION IN PERSON At approximately 1 am, several of Uriel's platoon decamped for the place, where a private party to honor Engelblau college Brooklyn faculty was rumored to be going on in an abandoned train platform above a paradise fruit wagon.
(babs changed it to whoppie but we changed it back.)whoopie goldberg was in town but not to hear the word of God, to buy up all the townhouses in chelsea because she was in a bidding war with opray similar to the musk besos war, some folks thought it was more about something other than the need to own "stuff" or be "rich" but to play "one up the kardashians" which is just so circle K masonic beelzebubba. in fqct though the real issue was there was drama behind the scenes of the view due to fact everybody wanted the penthouse at lebain which is the next best to the ziggurat. the devil was in the john backing it up, as he had eaten far too abundantly from the tree of the knowldge of woodboring boll weevils (and it unfortunately because his plans for a new masonic tv series keeping up with the kadosh had been scuppered. What is this a third grade kadosh popluarity contest GEEZZ HOUISUE!!
In any event, goldberg was dismayed to learn the best manses were listed with Babs, who had recently insulted her for eating eveyrbody's share of chicken at the diner.
as long as you dont touch carmine street, said dud, who was siting at the next table reading the book of the prophet Isaiah.
who even let you in here, said babs, did you bribe hte bouncer with a boosted bugatti? at this point, dont even think about 19 cranberry
I resent that said Dud have you read any scripture recently? Verily I say unto you hardly will the rich pass into paradise.O and by the way I prefer strawberry if we're talkng luckky burger shake steez.
With that, dud arose and began to remonstrate with the cooks about how the cookie dough shake, a staple at Luckyk burger, was not even on the menu at the diner.
Martha Stewart, meanwhile, over heard the recipe chatter, and made her way through the crowd of potential buyers to throw her two cents in.
She was bickering with babs about the townhouse prices.
Just because I'm a three time loser is no reason to sell all the prime turf to Oprah. She alrady owns half of miami for crying out loud.
besides, the devil just wanted me to lean heavy on devil worship IPOS in the stock market so snoop dog could wreck the legend of snoopy and the Christmas play and turn it into some Alistair crowley musical theater.
The ghost of Bernadette Soubirous was in a corner with Gemmy. Blue gem, I understand the nickname, but you see, there is no need to Foutre the masons and their jaboulon kadosh.
the kingdom of the two hearts is better than the devil's fruit farts, do you see? Said Bernadette patiently. Didn't you meet Snoop at that doggy show last year? Get over there and pour holy water on him while Martha is making a cookie shake.
But you stole my nickname so how can you say you don't like it? Jemz was confused.
No no no its not BLUE BIJOUX, it's SOUBIROUX the saint explained.
The devil over heard the conversatin about his nemesis the Madonna, and realized she had "gone up to heaven but had indeed come back" which was the original lyric for what became "if you go down to hammond" but that information is lost in the Lindisfarne gospels which nobody reads anymore because they binge-watch FIFA and then they are too tired.
Thhis is why Gandalf got lost in the library at Gondor but that's another story altogehter.
Lucifer who has lost the ability to light up the john like a flame (a reference to how the devil hijacked the fame school of cali aka holllywood high but just watch man of the year to see how it all works) except when he ignites the fruit farts from the poisonous tree with toxic nuclear fallout, was about to exit the portapotty, when Uriel sauntered by and padlocked it with an iron bar.--cf the beast cant kill the one who is destined to rule the nations with an iron bar. Because the war is already over, in a sense, since "all authority has been given to Gesu"
Hey what the fugazzi, said satana, rattling the door loudly. Let me out of the john! It smells in here!!
knowing yourself is kind of smelly at times, Uriel chortled, but Let me quote the scripture if I maun.
Listen to me, saith the Lord, if you have buttcheeks for it is not that which enters a man which defileth him, since it passes through the paunch into the portapotty! but those who patronize powerhungry Pandora parties are puzzled. Pasolini published this pablum and got pummelled with a paddywaggon.
it was not a paddy wagon, ok his haters hired some hitmen...but again that's off subject.
maserati rhymes with illuminati, said dud who was working on a mashup with gemmy and bernadette.
yes and lamborghini rhymes with Gandolfini,
and boombatzi rhymes wiht fugazzi, said chaz palmientieri who was in there writing the script for next years Genariello festival.
stracci rhymes with fibonacci, suggested ray charles, who was only in the diner because he got curious after he heard the mashup, and also was wondering about whether he could file a copyright claim against stracci and whether or not any IP lawyers would be in Snoop's entourage trying to protect him from Schultz's estate.
he was at the pascal table along with Bocelli, Stevie, and various other blind singers.
Engelblau college, is that yours? Do you think I could go ? Bernadette queried Jemmy. I always wanted to learn to read so I could engage the Jacobins and lead them out of the cave.
I thought it was a grotto though, Jemmy said. Wasn't that in Songs of Bernadette? I alwasy thought the grotto made a cool ampitheater but it needed more lighting especially around the fountain.
IT didnt start off to be a fountain.
By the way did you ever see my ex, she went to Paris with that guy, Jacques.
in a back room of the place, the cast and crew of Birdcage were tweaking the translation from La cage aux foules, to come up with a reboot for 2022, thinking to cast real birds as a publicity stunt, and use the hotel for a remake of the ending of the first movie.
They had consulted chaucer whose knowledge of aulde english when it was more of a blau dialect before it was mashuped up with the norman conquest of 1066.
Yeah but my story is a parliamente of fowles, said chaucer, it has more to do with pilgrimages and less with the miami street scene.
but could you explain about the birdcage in reference to the iron cage? Because I thought weber was talking about capitalism not drag clubs. Maybe we should ask oprah?
You're all off, said the federal judge, who had come to the place to get stupid on hard liquor and wild women.
the birdcage refers to jail birds, as in the ones in the lockup under my office, and I just can't take it no more, the guilt is getting to me.
He swigged down another fifth of gin.
Half these boys are probably just poor cocaine farmers from Medellin or God knows what, working for Guzman on the outside unti they get pinched.
And then today I had Sacbatani in front of me with five lawyers babbling about Peter Fonda's alma mater and blamign the whole scheme on chakbarati and zuckerberg up at Harvard, the whole thing is just giving me a headache.
so is the monetie page geesh!
Milk dud returned from the bodega and announced to Sacbatani, Carmine street and a ferrari fleet otherwise I'm going public.
THE WHOLE STREET!!! shouted Sacbatani. Yeah, that way I can eat at jose and go to church at pompeii and I never have to bother with travel.
We can just put a Bergamot in the church basement.
You know like a Faure Foyer or whatever.
anyways, in the first reading, Jeroboam is like a prince hating a pope and setting up A. parallel Gods and fake holidays B. pane et circensum. C. both A and B.
THe catholic-hating US did this too when we changed religious feasts to civic ones, such as we changed the presentation of Mary to A. groundhog day. B. otter day. C. mouse day.
And just as Weber says we made steel housing from earthly economics, and Solzenhitsen says now our hearts are cowardly and confused and we cannot escape, but when the people were hungry from going to the pop up Jesus academy he said to his disciples "give these folks good or they will faint on the way home.
facultyEngelfreundes!! of course you are as much a part of the Valangaverse as ever, if not more! And you always will be!!!
for all the Loschi near and far, we make each other what we are.
Are you woebegone and sad? Do you need good news to make you glad?
You will always have a home to call your own as the Valangaverse spins in the celestial dome
Your guardian angel loves you well, so love him back more than the dinner bell HAHAHAHHA the correct line is "more than mere mortals may tell"
The Valanga di Vita Company Inc. styled in English as Leon's Landslide of Life, is a public service corporation formed and approved by the US govt in July 2015.
of course its history predates that, because to paraphrase lil wayne (may it please the court) "it was not our thought, nor was it our intention, to be a corporation talking and the internet was listening.
This picture of a V is apparently from an old poster that at one point was on sale at Pier1
The term "monetine mondiali" means worldwide money. what might this mean? It's an interesting question.
This simple G cord could indicate citizenship in the Gardens of Eden. which is like the real amazon, the one with free fruit like we had in Eden not slave labor and stuff. just saying.
As we all know blau and yellow make green, so the waters of baptism and the sun of love in action make a green, green paradise garden.
As a 501c3 public service organization the Valanga may lawfully receive tax deductible donations such as the 2018 seed grant pictured above which for some reason was misunderstood at the time.
The agreement was in return for the free plants, we were to run an ad on the page and the ad was supposed to link to their website and it used to, we found the link but they changed their domain (or just dont have one anymore.)for one year but why not more? Helping your friends is a GOOD thing.
We also got free seeds from another farm<
to promote happiness through gardening, the only job we had in the garden of Eden if the legend is true.
We also were able to get a discount device through this organization
to promote our pedagogy though we lost access to the device in the early spring of 2021.
Finally, the dollar tree or dollar store allowed us to get bulk discount milk duds which we planned to sell online as a fundraiser.
However the blowback was so bad we just ate the milk duds and didn't get back our money.
It's not clear whether this was all bad. HEHEHE
We also should mention, that before any of these, we arranged a rent to own contract with another non profit whereby the Valanga could rent space from them with an option to purchase.
This organization turned out to be fraudulent, (and in fact was caught up in the NFL non-profit scandal) directed by some wealthy people who then attempted to portray the Valanga di Vita in a deliterious light in order to deflect attention away from their misfeasance.
One group's take on this.
A green solution: somehow, we have to turn gethsemane back into Eden. Tha'ts our mission. We can do it if we "connect all."
if you are interested in that sort of intellectual discussion about money or about anything you might care to check out UU